My perfect umbrella

My perfect umbrella:

Gas powered, spring loaded detachable top, with a sharp tip. Should be moderately usable in case I wanna kill a target 50 mt's away.

Should be able to withstand high pressure air, by which I mean, it should double up as a parachute.

Well, if it's not too much to ask, make it waterproof as well.

Pravin's handbag.

I have a colleague of mine who is thorroughly confused about his sexuality. . Gay/Straight .. Male/Female/Others ;)

Anyhow I wanna rant about his bag.

His handbag has Cream and deodorants, and moisturizer , and lip balm, and lip gloss...

Rubber bands etc.

Ask me how it's different from any Girl's handbag, and i would be speechless.

Wondering if it has tampons or Sanitary Pads too !!!!

Stand up urinals are NOT indian.

How the hell is one supposed to pee whilst wearing 'Ethinic' Kurta pajamas ?

My ambitions

My manager Manish once asked me to perform this 'Powerful' excercise, where in i list my ambitions - as in what I wanted to be when i was 0-5 years, 5-10, 10-15 , 15-20 and 20-24 year old.

Well, here i go:

0-5 year old

Scientist, Racecar Driver, Doctor (probably a gynae .. eeew), i also wanted to be a superman.

5-10 year old

Scientist, wanted to be 9 years old for some technical reasons- achieved this one !, a Wrestler, F1 racecar driver, wanted something to do with computers- I loved logo !

10-15 year old

Businessman:with a computer related business , a man manager, a corporate, My own company, a marketing business.

15-20 year old

Businessman, Portfolio Fund Manager, a Venture capitalist, a consultant to a marketing business, A Brand consultant

20-24 year old

-maybe later !

will keep updating the list as i can think of more.

Broke that !

I promise to rant more !`

those sucky things are meant to be broken anyway !

Sucky things

Of all the things that suck , ... does the most .

RHEL sucks !

RHEL Linux sucks !
And now , that's official. have been trying the get the damned thing to obtain an IP for the last 5 hours !
DamnIT !

OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7

OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7

Microsoft announced it will be releasing a new edition of its operating software, called Windows 7, while Apple is working on its new OS X Snow Leopard. How will they stack up against each other?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Thanks XKCD.

This set of pie chart diagrams brought me to my old days of TNMT. Thought it as worth posting !

:)